popokko:

a question to oversized shirt wearers: do u ever just

morthils:

bourtange:

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

aniseandspearmint:

brunhiddensmusings:

ferrousferrule:

programmerhumour:

Funny how that works

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’

what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’

what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

^^^ THIS

goredanimal:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

if i might add

canuckianhawkguy:

people seemed to like it when I did tweets by Obi-wan Kenobi, and they surprisingly liked it when I stole accents that don’t belong to me, so here’s a post of tweets in an accent that actually comes from my cultural background

original post: (x)

background music: (x)

randomslasher:

Christians: We can still hear its voice
Hebrew language: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

sorekbekarmi:

My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct

spelldealer:

spelldealer:

i know most of them are just literal animal combinations, but avatar has some of the best fantasy animal character designs i’ve ever seen

thinkin about turtle duck………..

funkylittlegoblin:

tinyplaidninjas:

pro-psychotic:

My new years resolution is to not get the plague

This is gonna be really offensive is another plague ever starts.

-September 3, 2016

catchymemes:

Credit: @thelandofboggs

teaboot:

masochist-incarnate:

mysidehustleisanxiety:

I want the winners of Masterchef Junior to judge Masterchef. Like, HUMILIATE THE POMPOUS LOSER ADULTS, MY CHILDREN. DO IT. MAKE THEM FEEL STUPID. Adults deserve to feel like that once in a while

The kids criticism would probably be a lot more valuble as most adult judges judge on things other than “does this taste good” which is why cooking was invented i think

Yes My Meal Looks Like Hot Shit. But Does It Taste Good? Yes? Then Eat It In The Dark, Shitstick

also kids would say it looks like roadkill as a compliment.