spartanlocke:

forest-of-stories:

filmgifs:

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go.

This just makes me want the context more. 

Its a commentary on the relationship between cheesy horror films and the audience. the audience is a bunch of elder gods who want to see horror movie shit. if the monsters fail in an unsatisfying way, the gods will destroy the world which is effectively if a horror film sucks people will stop giving a shit and it wont get sequels. The japanese horror ended in a way that would leave gods unsatisfied which meant the american branch (which was sending a bunch of people they forced into the sterotypical horror flick tropes) is the last hope of creating a thing satisfying enough for the gods to not destroy everything. also the head of the “make horror film scenarios to entertain gods” company is sigourney weaver


cabin in the woods is like… really really good

childrens-hospital-designs:

possumpunky:

Do You Love The Colours Of The Children’s Hospital?

I’m so sorry what have I done

What HAVE you done??

demilypyro:

Man, I guess I’m just a hot girl now. What a thing. I’ve never been a hot girl before, I wonder what’ll be on the test

you didnt study hot girl class before the test? no wonder you flunked succubus school!

inkeyjay:

Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing, and before there was nothing… there were monsters.

littleboneshaker:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

PERFECT.

the next gift should be a wooden horse that definitely isnt filled with soldiers ready to commit war crimes

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

the influx of pornbots is so funny. we’re out in our little paddleboat like “oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year.” and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.

thousands of beautiful beautiful girls are swarming down the anchor chain in perfect single file

aromanticduck:

lumineli:

batz:

only one way to tell

have y’all ever even watched the show

snorlaxatives:

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

nessa007:

this is so funny 😂

dingdongyouarewrong: