nofacednerd:

silver-tongues-blog:

nofacednerd:

go for it! :0

So, the players are stuck on an island of questionable existence and the antagonist is forcing them to go through several trials and a tournament in order to find out who is the most worthy of a grand prize. The antagonist main goal is to essentially steal someone’s sole to secure their spot in reality because they are just a projection of someone using a really powerful illusory Relic. The song needs to be strong or else the subject won’t survive the process long enough for the ritual to take hold, hence the tournament. The Bard met her father on this island and he had been stranded there since before she was born. She was actually conceived the night before he set sail. The Bard was declared the winner and the antagonist tried to use the ritual on her so The Bard had to roll to dodge. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for the narrative, she rolled in Nat 1 so I took a hard move. I decided that killing her wouldn’t be nearly as dramatic as having someone push her out of the way and take the blast. Three guesses as to who she saw die right in front of her only hours after meeting him.

oh o o f

She’s taking her father’s locket to her mother in gold cliff

nofacednerd:

go for it! :0

So, the players are stuck on an island of questionable existence and the antagonist is forcing them to go through several trials and a tournament in order to find out who is the most worthy of a grand prize. The antagonist main goal is to essentially steal someone’s sole to secure their spot in reality because they are just a projection of someone using a really powerful illusory Relic. The song needs to be strong or else the subject won’t survive the process long enough for the ritual to take hold, hence the tournament. The Bard met her father on this island and he had been stranded there since before she was born. She was actually conceived the night before he set sail. The Bard was declared the winner and the antagonist tried to use the ritual on her so The Bard had to roll to dodge. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for the narrative, she rolled in Nat 1 so I took a hard move. I decided that killing her wouldn’t be nearly as dramatic as having someone push her out of the way and take the blast. Three guesses as to who she saw die right in front of her only hours after meeting him.

givinginandsigningup:

fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

Beats the 4/20 memes.

jungwildeandfree:

systlin:

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

snoce:

dotenote

projectvoicebend:

some friendly banter between editors @garbanzel and @sherbies on the pvb editing chat 🙃

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

backpackapplesauce:

eternalgirlscout:

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

filibusterfrog:

best girl for @theblessedwatermelon