Silver Tongue
theminttu:
“Beauregard Lionett - Strength
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theminttu:

Beauregard Lionett - Strength

saturdaynightslammasters:

saturdaynightslammasters:

i’ll have what i’m having

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This is real life

liquidstar:

*opens my wallet and a fly flies out*

*eats fly*
“ribbit. the transaction is complete, mortal. ribbit”

everythingfox:

Hungry bois

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Imagine living on the literal edge of the galaxy. half the time the night sky is full of so many more stars that we see here on earth. The other half of the time, the night sky is a literal void as you gaze into the vastness and emptiness of the universe

thatlamenoodle:

thealogie:

me every night when I sit in the dark stabbing my charger into my phone until I find the socket: don’t think of that post,don’t think of that post—

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rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

Guys i have a great idea

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A platapus bear?

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PERRY THE PLATAPUS BEAR?!

turing-tested:

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a cucumber someone left in the dollar store parking lot that I accidentally stepped on

you killed pickle rick