saheeli-rai:

xtec:

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

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Put your height in the tags

Players theorizing about what their DM is planning
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houdoe is de nederlandse variant van howdy en dat is de thee

silver-tongues-blog:

shoutout to zazu for being a royal adviser with no plans to betray the royal family

doing-that:

Taako dies

potoobrigham:
“Got tired of drawing guns.
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potoobrigham:

Got tired of drawing guns.

biggest-goofiest-fish:

buckmebuchanan:

indicativeof-sideways-escalation:

africanaquarian:

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

Me, after hearing the myth about Athena cursing Arachne into the first spider because she beat the goddess in a weaving contest: What a bitch ? The Arrogance.

 Me, after hearing there are three versions of the myth, and the others have Arachne hang herself in shame so Athena brought her back to life as a spider and the third version having Zeus curse the loser to never touch a spindle wheel and when Arachne lost Athena took pity on her and transformed her so she could weave without breaking her oath: Goddess just wanted this fine artist to weave forever, doing what she loved. she ain’t that bitch

In conclusion: We stan

rosexknight:

lieutenant-sapphic:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

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Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

CROSSTERFUCK

techranova:

Please do not repost to Instagram or anywhere else, thank you~!
And here’s all the grass starters done in this specific style together! I tried making it as close to the fire/water starter styles but also feel like it’s own separate thing. I hope I managed to achieve that! Once again, thanks for the love for my art recently, I’ve had a lot of fun drawing in this way, hope to do more in the future but I will be taking a break from it for a bit.

elizzabethdarcy:
“hey rather than donating to the roman catholic church, an organization with literally more money than god, how about you donate to the three black churches in louisiana that were set on fire by probably white supremacists
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