Silver Tongue

batmilks:

unpopularopinions111:

When people make a mockery of a serious post.

*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

straightallies:

unpopularopinions111:

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

we need blood

You’re not helping..

*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

ms-demeanor:

goodzillo:

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

vixiano:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

macleod:

vikturi-is-mine:

stilespuna:

thatisludicrous:

crowmunculus:

actualzarya:

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

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you are like a little baby, watch this

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i am in physical agony

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i think this is a decent contestant

What the hell even is that

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i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

Why did any of you save these images

Why do we save ancient relics in museums? To understand just how far we’ve come….

elodieunderglass:
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“ clowncarbonation:
“ bigenderbeastmaster:
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An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and...

elodieunderglass:

yawning-caverns:

clowncarbonation:

bigenderbeastmaster:

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trinity 

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

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Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

feedyourlocalgoth:

dongcroncher:

swordpriest:

pro-gay:

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apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?

love wins

Kings

This is ideal

8rcs:

8rcs:

the only drawback to not being friends with any cishet guys anymore is that i cant say shit like, ‘oh you mean star’s war? isn’t that what it’s called? it’s about the war for the stars?’ to get under their skin. like i have never seen a group more willing to believe you’re gullible than a bunch of straight cis stoner boys

pissed off a guy once by calling luigi ‘green mario’ because it was 2013, and it was a meme. he genuinely believed i thought they were the same person but with a different outfit so me and two other girls were like oh for sure, we’re going to ride this bit as far as we possibly can