Silver Tongue

magnify-my-eye:

bifilms:

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

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Reminder for Americans: DO NOT vote for him whatever you do. Doesn’t matter if you’re serious or want to do it as a joke.

sergle:

beartrapintoreverse:

what the fuck why do straight people think homophobes turning out to be gay is so funny

because they just LOVE thinking that we’re the ones who are responsible for our own oppression

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

yourdyingwish:

fuckthewounded:

fuckthewounded:

i morphed all of mcr together and now i don’t know what to do with the product

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*puts him in a cardboard box and ships him back to the original seller*

it’s him

michael romance 

that one comment is the single fuckin funniest thing i’ve read in 6 months, screw this website 

soulreaper22345:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

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Ants would simply dodge the microwaves the helmet emmits

oh this is about microwaves. I thought it was sword ant online

it can be both

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: the thunderwave comes back at you due to the shape of the room making a powerful echo chamber and you all take 3 damage

wizard who was previously at full health: Fuck im almost dead

alabastermenagerie:

phana-banana:

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Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.

I’m glad SOMEONE said it

splickedylit:

beetledrink:

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

energyprison:

how shits gonna be in 3 weeks after everyones been stickin ants in the microwave

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cerolinda:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

vinitile-deactivated20210311:

cerolinda:

spinyax:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

kiryma:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

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It means he only DROPPED SOUP

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I’LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

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I’M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

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FUCK YOU!!!!