brightstartheory:

toast-the-unknowing:

thechaotictrickster:

kolbye:

boushi–adams:

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

garbage-empress:

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

the venus one especially fucks me up because those pictures were taken on a planet that has a surface temperature hot enough to melt lead and an atmospheric pressure equal to being about 1 km (~0.6 miles) under the ocean and to get there you have to fall through clouds made of sulfuric acid.

penny-anna:

amusewithaview:

nobody-n-particulur:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

This makes Sam the hot friend of the group, which is so fucking valid

Frodo is the hot one by elf standards.

Merry is the hot one by human standards.

Sam is the hot one by hobbit standards.

Pippin is…definitely a Took.

galaxy brain addition

magicact:

polarbear-phil:

magicact:

magicact:

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

you’re right, “i like to be mean because it benefits me. being nice is for babies” is a very mature attitude

do not mistake kindness with naivete

rymdprins:

those images with a trans person where a “girl” looks into the mirror and sees a “boy” are so inaccurate and don’t represent my trans experience at all. when i look into the mirror i see dumbledore shaking my hand. ive won the house cup.

opossummypossum:

So I found this photoset in one of the opossum rehab groups I frequent, but then a few days later my friend @calysto1395​ sent me this Twitter post…

This is everything I ever wanted. Please follow https://twitter.com/Raiilynezz/, and the Tweet thread is here!

koroke:

my fav scene

beebeedibapbeediboop:

Snuf snuf for the soul

furikomaru:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.