surprisebitch:

awkward-tension:

bodmanford:

rhymeswithgurt:

dandraco:

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

Originally posted by se0ctopus

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

literallyaflame:

idk how ppl find twitter ‘more bearable’ than tumblr. i log onto tumblr and i see posts from the same handful of ppl i’ve come to expect, displayed in chronological order. then i log onto twitter and it’s like “here’s a seemingly random collection of posts arranged in order of how angry we think they’ll make u! also, every celebrity and major world leader is on here trying to earn their master’s degree from Clown University”

halodine:

heritageposts:

mosticonicposts:

spacedyke:

turntechkhaleesi:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED

certified iconic post

date of origin: 19th of february, 2014

amount donated to fundraiser: $5899

twitblr:

On today’s episode of COVIDiots

didyouknowgaming:

Did you know a prototype cartridge of Zelda 1 sold on Ebay for $55,000? An NDA was signed to keep the buyer’s identity private.

Source: tinyurl.com/yc2vjf89
More NES Facts: youtube.com/watch?v=pLPPsxjzRnc

techno-foxx-comixx:

techno-foxx-comixx:

Solidarity

commander-ledi:

sloth-incarnate:

commander-ledi:

hey porn artists, do everyone a favor: unless cum is the only fluid you are ever going to draw, please also practice drawing normal water in every now and then. its real awkward looking when only fluid artist can draw is cum, and then they try to draw someone crying.

Tears are just eye cummies

dont say that

skully-bones:

ps2yakko:

i love that ppg and  gorillaz are in the same universe. imagine youre a powerpuff girl and you get tickets to see popular band gorillaz and you see a bitch you used to beat up on stage

okay but the alternative. imagine you’re at the popular band gorillaz concert and 3 six year olds show up and just fucking vaporize the bassist

jones-friend:

I’m begging you

Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign

At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened

After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member’s name wrong

“Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again”

“Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end at the hands of murderous vigilantes”

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

so do you want to educate yourself and others or do you derive pleasure from the idea of being ideologically superior to others?

do you actually want to better yourself and the world around you or do you just like one-upping people in ethical coversations?