Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: I need healing!

Cleric: Shut up Genji.

UH OH SISTERS! *Official warning from The Neopets Team*

iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor:

quasi-normalcy:

unicornempire:

elencaorange:

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This is some truth laid down right here boy.

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

All of this. I am crying as I read this because it’s my life. I am 38 and have been laid off 3 times and have not made more than $55k in my 15 years of full time work. I dont know when I will ever afford a home and I’m so fucking tired and sad and scared all the time. All the things my parents had at my age are not going to happen for me. It’s a sense of being severely unmoored and somehow it’s still all our fault.

howtobake-remaking:

Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams

Cons of being an ant: there’s an animal called anteater

notedchampagne:
“artfight attack of @thatneoncrisiss fantroll ethano hell YEAH i lubve big horns bc i can do cool patterns with them
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notedchampagne:

artfight attack of @thatneoncrisiss fantroll ethano hell YEAH i lubve big horns bc i can do cool patterns with them

fairyofsomething:

wind-the-music-box:

spindashez:

susiephone:

dantecain:

Undertale was full of raw ass lines and I’m sorry y’all are too chickenshit to acknowledge this because you’ve decided it’s cringy to like things

op is so right and here’s some evidence (not even a fraction of it all):

  • “I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
  • “Despite everything, it’s still you.”
  • “My brother’d really like to see a human, so it’d really help me out if you’d keep pretending to be one.”
  • “Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is so much more interesting.”
  • “First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!”
  • “The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”
  • “If I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? That’s right. You have something called ‘determination.’ So long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart…I believe you can do the right thing. Alright. We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”
  • “I understand why Asgore took so long to hire a new royal scientist. The previous one… Dr. Gaster. His brilliance was irreplaceable. However, his life… was cut short. One day, his experiments went wrong, and… Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
  • “You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy? You’re going to be free.”

yeah yeah sans undertale jokes but “its a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you, should be burning in hell” is extremely raw

Undertale is just… More powerful than people give it credit for.

At some point people apparently small brained and decided to ignore how great it actually is.

legit i cried first time i read “despite everything, its still you” because that line hit me like a sack of bricks

ask-wiggles:
“Commission for @silver-tongues-blog! Their character Lapis Lazuli… UBERFIED. Figured that a pony that wants to take over all the oceans would transform into something a little fishy, hence the Siren parts.
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ask-wiggles:

Commission for @silver-tongues-blog! Their character Lapis Lazuli… UBERFIED. Figured that a pony that wants to take over all the oceans would transform into something a little fishy, hence the Siren parts. 

blessedimagesblog:
“Blessed bro
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blessedimagesblog:

Blessed bro