Silver Tongue

assdevourer:

i really enjoy how about 5+ years ago americans on tumblr and twitter would be jokingly obnoxious about the 4th of july and ever since november of 2016 each 4th of july was progressively quieter and quieter, and this year its just pure and open hostility 

dead-fandom-society:

headcanon that the reason toph’s actor in ember island players was a big buff dude was because when that playwrite traveled around interviewing people who were involved nobody wanted to admit that they were beaten up by a little girl

a-rad-movie:

The Grad Boys and their animal(?) friends

some-new-disaster:

I love Cave Johnson as a character because everything about him is just so fucking ridiculous. Dude’s first name is Cave and he became a billionaire by selling shower curtains to the military. He then said “fuck it, science time” and bought a giant abandoned salt mine in which he built a company called Hole Science where they invented the Hole Gun, but instead of, yknow, selling the Hole Gun to the public and making another shit ton of money, he kept making them run tests on it until they went bankrupt. And then when they went bankrupt he bought 70 million dollars worth of moon rocks and ground them up which killed him but apparently no one else, implying that either he was the only person to come into contact with the moon rocks or he just straight up snorted them or some shit, and before he died he told his company to upload his assistant into a computer so they do and then the computer kills everyone. Also he won an award for potato science at some point

dimittil:
“late night WOOPS
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dimittil:

late night WOOPS

beansprean:

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The greatest weapon

yimra:

petapeta:

The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

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phonsekal-laure:

sketiana:

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

Toph doesn’t know where the fuck the moon is

Sokka: my first girlfriend turned into the moon
Toph: WAit…. The moon is real? I always thought it was something that my parents made up to taunt me. A giant hunk of earth in the sky out of reach!

cockyroaches:
“ firelxdykatara:
“ an-ace-up-your-sleeve:
“ chrisflemingslegs:
“ mythosphere:
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Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even...

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:

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Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

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