can’t hid these in the tags, because this is all true
#It is precisely the same thing America says about guns#too bad so sad#some of you are gonna die#healthcare same thing#social security same thing#i’m so disappointed by my country
Blaming mundane things for my gender changing is so fucking funny
I guess this is what I get for running a red light
You forgot to remove the pickles from the burger huh?
Left the tuna fish salad out in the sun too long
Didn’t take the dirty laundry off the floor
It’s cause you be on that phone.
What can I expect when I forget to leave the laundry in the wash
I wore socks with sandals once when I was like 10
no, i brought this upon myself. i sold some of my pokemon cards when i was 9, this is just karma.
This is what happens when you put tv volume at something that isnt divisible by 5
In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America attempts to choke Ultron. This is because he is from the 1930s and doesn’t understand what a robot is.
i love this post because thats definitely more thought than the russo brothers put into that part
