Silver Tongue

vendeluxe:

vendeluxe:

100 minutes = 1 hour

60 cents = 1 dollar

talkinganimals:

“People speak of schizophrenics as though they were dead without being dead, gone in the eyes of those around them. Schizophrenics are victims of the Russian word ‘gibel’, which is synonymous with “doom" and “catastrophe” - not necessarily death nor suicide, but a ruinous cessation of existence; we deteriorate in a way that is painful for others.”

— The Collected Schizophrenias by Esme Weijun Wang 
(via wakeupforgood)

itsbloogr-art:
“Re-watched my fave childhood series.
Can’t believe how good it still holds up.
”

itsbloogr-art:

Re-watched my fave childhood series.
Can’t believe how good it still holds up.

ralfmaximus:

hecatespoison:

severalowls:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

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here you go

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

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Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

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This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

cuckzone:

shauta:

shauta:

i hate that thousand dragon retrain so goddamn much i dont want to see its face ever again

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the problem with forced diversity

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r4cs0:
“That GIF is killing me
”

r4cs0:

That GIF is killing me

kaijuno:

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That… sure is a sentence

potentialworlddoomer:

normal-horoscopes:

damnit-julian:

isstinna:

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

…Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms…

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@normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

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Reminds me of the “Tapera Naevia” aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have “Moss Birb” and “Pine Cone Birb”

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

partytarot-moved-deactivated202:

happy in touch saturday :(

happy in touch sunday :(

happy in touch monday :(

happy in touch tuesday :(

happy in touch wednesday :(

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You ever think about how in the Charlie and the chocolate factory movie veruca just gets thrown down the bad nut chute but in the musical she gets ripped apart

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banishedquasiroyal:

see i haven’t interacted with the musical at all but from what i’ve heard that checks out! discarded like trash…:(

on the topic of the chocolate factory i firmly believe that violet should have won