lillersdabomb:

john-dadams:

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

:

This may be the most perfect video

social-justice-stuff:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

This is now one of my top three favorite photos of all time. 

another one of my favorites

abimee:

abimee:

I hate the trope of “I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]” cause it’s boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going “hey I don’t wanna hit a kid that’s kinda fucked up” and the kid just obliterates them

“i refuse to hit a woman!” = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

“I refuse to hit a kid” = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

imthatbinch:

essence-of-nature:

A burned tree with unusually patterned wood

Oh girl that’s spaghetti

quinintheclouds:

soupy-cooper:

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

SDFHDLSJF I FOUND SO MANY I HAVE TO SHARE THEM

OH MY GOD

Y’ALL 

I’M READING ALL OF THIS IN PHINEAS’ VOICE HELP 

Another variation of a classic:

the only valid take on cancel culture

I… don’t even know what prompted that one but I’m grateful

toasterlock:

thisgayneedscoffee:

dysphoric-spidey:

oh my god this is gold

mY nAmE iS nOrMa

I couldn’t really read this easily so I’m typing it out so y’all don’t have to strain as hard as I did

“Norma [redacted] has been waiting for follow up for about 3 hours.”

“Visited [store name]. I asked for a deal that I had a coupon for. The rude little girl told me she would not honor my coupon. I spend a lot of money at Chuck E. Cheese’s and a guest should never be told no. I asked to speak to the manager immediately. A disheveled blond man with a coffee mug came up to me and asked what the problem was. I had assumed he knew his role well enough to honor the coupon as any manager should. I told him and said ‘I know you will honor this.’ He said ‘No, I don’t think I will.’ When I told him I spend a lot of money here and it was my kids birthday he said ‘Listen Karen this is a Chuck E Cheese I can’t throw a rock without hitting 3 people whose birthday it is.’ This disgusted me. My name is Norma. He was totally ignorant, rude, and condescending. I demanded to speak to the highest management staff member of this store. He had the nerve to spin in a circle and ask me ‘How can I help you?’ I demanded the corporate phone number. He was obviously trying to entertain the young girl cashier who was giggling the entire time. Completely unprofessional and rude. Worst customer service I have ever seen in a restaurant in my entire life. He gave me a card with the district corporate number on it and I told him I would not be returning to this store and I would tell my friends to not come here either. He told me to have ‘a Chuck E Day’ which was very obviously spiteful. I was furious and appalled. He is a smug jerk. After, I went to my car to cool off and called the number on the card. The corporate employee answered and said ‘Hello again Karen how have you been?’ IT WAS THE SAME JACK*** INSIDE THE STORE. MY NAME IS NORMA. 

This man needs to be fire. I am writing a letter to corporate. I will never set foot in another Chuck E Cheese again for the rest of my life and I will be telling my friends and family to do the same”

icaveinn:

caffeinated-dissociative:

mikkeneko:

blessedimagesblog:

Eye for an eye

Are we ignoring someone doing free cybernetic implants for people partially blinded by the ultra racist capitalist government?

Cyberpunk 2020 is real y’all