Silver Tongue

scolipede:

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so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

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he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

newerleaf:

sinister–potato:

iamforevercaptured:

@sinister–potato omg his face 😂😻

He’s like “cool, a box” and then 

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LMAO

worddevourer:
“I guess that’s one that only makes sense when you look back on it. Oh well, you know how hindsight is.
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worddevourer:

I guess that’s one that only makes sense when you look back on it.  Oh well, you know how hindsight is.

duelbot-deactivated20200916:

they closed tumblr university

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202:

dykey-femme:

cikero:

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don’t choke on the boot !

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

Passion is Latin for suffering and with that meaning this headline makes perfect sense

Good news! The issue i was having with the dashboard was resolved! turns out that the new dashboard was conflicting with tumblr savior (despite it being disabled because it stopped working long ago) and deleting the extension altogether worked

toastpotent:

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

and we liked it