Silver Tongue

Tumblrs new shit is so fucking ugly i cant even tell who posted what anymore. Like this is even WORSE than the 2016 update

metallyill:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on them

azulas:

…This place…is weird.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: A body is NOT a ranged weapon!

it is if the kobold pisses off the paladin

supreme-leader-stoat:

questbedhead:

adistraughtthought:

chlmera:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

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DISGUSTANG

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oh my god?

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Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

That’s just how siblings are.

dankusmcdonald:

dankusmcdonald:

dankusmcdonald:

terryfuck:

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so you might say

like

you might say i could go h

yeehawlw:

rookbishoppawn:

destinytomoon:

dysphoricsnufkin:

yeehawlw:

destinytomoon:

Lesbian rights

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THEYRE COUSINS

NO THEY ARENT LMAO that was made up by a non official guide. Canonically they are only “"best friends”“

I’m all for inclusivity, but erasing platonic love is not okay.

daisy and peach eat each other out

gal pals with benefits

aang: serotonin be gushing like waterfalls against smooth stone, with the wind gently swaying the leaves. *thinks about firebending* and that’s it. it’s very cold.

Anonymous

anna-scribbles:

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aang said firebending does not spark joy