[With the security alarm screeching in the background]:
“That moment when the alarm goes off randomly at your work, but you don’t know the code to stop it, but then your store manager isn’t answering his phone, so now the police have to come out and talk to you, because when the security company called you couldn’t give them the code to turn it off.”
This 4/13 is so special because there’s no way of knowing what exactly’s gonna happen. It’s like Christmas except there’s no way to know if Santa will give you lots of presents, not show up at all, or shoot you in the head with a gun
At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.
BUT
The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.
There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?
that one fallout 3 plot breakdown from /v/ has problems but i’ll never forget “a purifier that shouldnt exist released radiation it shouldnt have, killing colonol autumn who had no reason to be there. then colonol autumn, who shouldnt be alive, captured us in a place he shouldn’t have been able to reach with a flashbang grenade that shouldn’t have worked to prevent us from fixing the machine he wanted fixed”
also “due to this overwhelming consesus we were obliged to fight a massive war” and “the president set us free to enact his plan which was of no benefit to anyone, ourselves least of all”
also the part where he recounts the events of babytown and just devolves into keyboard smashing
And this is why Bethesda should just outsource their writing to Obsidian.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
