Yeah, fuck this bitch
her address is 502 Lake Ave. Saint Louis, MO 63108
Undertale but the AI is self aware.
Frisk: *falls to the underground*
Flowey: Do you have your passport?
morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
Decided to repaint my first Critical Role fanart (and just in time for cr’s return! would you look at that!).
Mollymauk’s life lessons have been speaking to me a lot lately, and I’ve been taking it all to heart. It’s made me a bit happier for sure, and so has this show.
Shine bright, circus man
Cr1tikal does not sound like a real person
- He has three world records related to sex toys and a sword made out of a fleshlight
- Hes freakishly good at chess and beat world champions at it
- He looks like keanu reeves lived on a deserted island for a year and hes ripped as fuck
- He gets invited onto projects and given shit like the sword by people just because hes cool and likes their shit
- He watched a movie called Killer Bean, BY THE GUY WHO WORKED ON THE MATRIX AND DID THE FIGHT SCENE CHOREO, and got invited to be in the next movie in the series
- Hes somehow extremely vulgar and entirely unproblematic
- Every sentence he says is a trip and a half
- He has a huge following but his fanbase is so quiet hes hardly talked about
okay but in that last one he is dead. like the other two are legit but he is already dead in the otherworld tournament and doesnt need air.














