Silver Tongue

firelxdykatara:

weeping-wandrian:

So the Jet/Zuko fight scene is great for many reasons but can you imagine, sitting in dunkins donuts, sipping your dunkaccino, and this crazed teenager comes in with these enormous. hooks? and accuses the ALSO teenaged cashier of being a russian sleeper agent and there’s a cop who tries to diffuse the situation but instead of letting things de-escalate the cashier leaps over the counter, steals the cop’s gun, and says “i’ll give you a show” i mean-

#six months after the incident you start going to this new indie coffee shop#and it turns out to be owned by vladimir putins brother

how could you hide this in the tags

trinkerichi:

GIVE👏 LANCER 👏A 👏MOMMY👏

pharaonicwolf:

Love how Aang had to sneak into the Fire Nation on a specific day of the year to get Roku to start talking to him while Kyoshi came back from the Spirit World just to tell a group of villagers “YES I DID kill your ancestor because he was a COLONIZER what are you going to DO about it??” 

theres actually a reason for that! its because the first contact with a past life takes a lot of spirituality and is incredibly difficult. But once its done it gets easier! like the initial door is hard to open but all the doors behind it are easy

jakegender:

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vriska and karkat, completely separately, find out about the existence of slurs and the next time they see each other they won’t stop yelling them at each other

remember that karkat canonically invented the f slur to call vriska

fletchery-png:
“remember when people thought Jake was gonna go apeshit?
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fletchery-png:

remember when people thought Jake was gonna go apeshit?

shinypiplup:

Nembrotha cristata (Crested Nembrotha)

A strikingly colored nudibranch. Many nudibranchs incorporate the toxins of their prey into their bodies to become injurous or unpleasant to eat. N. cristata prey mainly on tunicates, but occasionally prey on jellyfish. This species stores the jellyfish’s nematocysts (stinging cells) within its own body to sting and deter predators.

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fell-reverie:

maybecowboycore:

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

Found Hozier’s tumblr account

god didnt jump out until adam bit the apple because he never told eve to avoid it. only adam.

yourplayersaidwhat:

“YES I’m a halfling, YES I’m over 5 feet tall! We exist!”

-a human