Silver Tongue

winemom-culture:

image

Which one of you mfs attacked my throat chakra

charlemane:

charlemane:

two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can

i’m being so fucking normal about the imaginary people that i made up in my head

patchworkxs:

al3xand:

orangevillains-bestvillans:

patchworkxs:

image

is this seat taken

where giratina

He’s the therapist

image

he sure is

terminalvortex:

don’t cry. tesla stock down 60% okay?

matsui-sinclair:

diane + her folding bike

saman-the-iconoclast:

battychow:

I just want you guys to see my fave TikTok

Yo what the fuck

Hey have you seen the new pokedex entries for Gothielle???

image
image

What the fcuk.

adobe-outdesign:

I wish I could be even half as goth as this bitch that goes goes around showing people the inevitable heat death of the universe

adorablegorilla:

adorablegorilla:

helpeverythingiscats:

liquidstar:

can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

This is in fact true! There’s a law that forbids there being more than 34 vampires at any given time. For more information, look up vampire rule 34!

Okay I’ll do that

Oh hell yeah vampire titties

maeamian:
“north-bi-northwest:
“pocketrunner:
“ srsfunny:
“An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War
”
“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The...

maeamian:

north-bi-northwest:

pocketrunner:

srsfunny:

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.”
- Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

image

why would u leave this in the tags!