demilypyro:

Why is it that men can walk out on the street shirtless but I cant commit arson

Because gas prices are outrageous and arson is expensive to commit

xxtc-96xx:

yeah probably 

calladraws101:

karens

ot3:

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like
Me: ehhhh
Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played
Me:

pacificcoasthighway:

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

nacecye:

a portrait of the lady flame

(click for better quality!)

slightly-gay-pogohammer:

crash bandicoot 1 but coco is canonically there after the first boss and they get super closer like immediatly and theyre good sibilings on an adventure to save the gf and punch the heck out of the evil scientists

tolstoyevskywrites:

Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)

wayneradiotv:

aguamalita:

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

i wasn’t fucking around when I said minecraft in VR is unhealthy. and now i probably need stitches. do NOT attempt a physical 2 meter lava jump

my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is

Is Minecraft VR unhealthy or is this guy a dumbass?

yes

romancedawning-deactivated20210:

voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2:

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

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