pipcomix:

susanpevensle:

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

A comprehensive list of sons Zeus didn’t have:

theseus

wumblr:

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

ohmightysmiter:

afanofmanystuffs:

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

zarla-s:

undyne’s basically a river zora

charlesoberonn:

aeritus:

it’s past 3 am, need to get some stress and anxiety out of the system.
=_=

sherlock-is-a-vulcan:

meowmagica:

unrelatableuserboxes:

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.

right

kasimova-dariia:

Sethrak dancer, speed paint commission

uunsavouryy:

Were you a ‘fall for your best friend’ gay or a ‘fall for the new kid’ gay?

canarry:

canarry:

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

she made her dolls head too big so she created a scenario where a bug planted eggs in its ear and the dolls upset because it only has a few more days to live. no other character on earth has even come close to weird girl culture like lilo she did that for us