edensmidian:

pumpkin-bread:

wbicepuppy:

gabbypie64:

tharook:

chromatocloo:

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

“ruined”? made better

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

Stamps of approval

probablybadrpgideas:

A party in which every member coincidentally has the same name.

gayghost:

banishedquasiroyal:

older lady: why are these prices so HIGH

me: capitalism

older lady, suddenly going into beast mode: oh? then what do you want? socialism? communism?

me, who usually tries to refrain from throwing down with customers: idk, anything but what we have now lol ? free healthcare would be cool

older lady: WHAT i lived in great britain for FOUR YEARS and i HATED that. i don’t want to pay for somebody’s HEALTHCARE

me, losing my shit: okay but realistically that’s better than having 20 yr olds die because they didn’t get insulin right

older lady: but ABORTION is okay??

me, having lost my shit: are you trying to sound like a cartoon villain right now ma’am

alicenginger:

zooophagous:

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

this is so funny, thank you

fandomiislife:

Well Tamatoa Hasn’t Always Been This Glam

imidori-ya:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

imidori-ya:

Can you imagine the sheer confusion and fear American villains must’ve undergone when All Might was in America? Like, just think of how it would feel to have a very large Japanese man yelling the names of your country’s states at you right before he hits you with enough force to level a city. And United States of Smash is the ultimate power move, just yell the name of the country you’re in at your opponent until they cry. Every villain he faced in America was probably just doing this

Originally posted by winamp

All Might: TEXAS SMASH!

Villain: /as he’s flying off from the impact/ we’re in New Yoooooorrrrkkkk!

This is the best addition to this post, don’t @ me

catchymemes: