bogleech:

brother-asleep:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever”

This is my least favorite cyberpunk future I gotta say.

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HE TOOK THE “WORKING IN TECH” AND APPLE SYMBOL OUT OF HIS PROFILE

viostormcaller:

tigerlilyupinthisbitch:

tobukadachi:

evilmaycry:

arcticlee:

glass-arm-shattering:

evilmaycry:

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why

arin hanson’s looking kinda weird these days

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The holy trinity

thanks i absolutely hate it

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player 4

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We’ve been over this guys

LSJOAAHOAHOXHXLQHWSUFJBDPQFJPWHEDOW I WAS LEGIT JUST TALKING ABOUT JERRY TRAINOR WITH MY SISTER WTF

May I add one more?

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Originally posted by kane-town

finalvortex:

finalvortex:

  1. 1. Peach is to the Toads what Bowser is to Koopas - a larger form of the same species that ‘rules’ over the others, kind of like how we think of queen bees.
  2. Peach, therefore, is a kind of mushroom.
  3. Babies in the world of Mario are delivered by stork.
  4. It’s entirely possible that Peach has no idea how animal beings reproduce. This explains why she’s so willing to believe that she’s Bowser Jr’s mother.

Bowser Jr: Leave my mama alone!

Peach, internally: shit when was the last time I unleashed a cloud of spores

loopityboop:

lemememeringue:

gabriellegibby:

deathdaydream:

owlistic:

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

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actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

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ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

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i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

foxyfandoms:

curiooftheheart:

angryinkeddrunk:

erykahbg:

thebestoftumbling:

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

Howard: So it’s settled! The fate of Doctor Who’s TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death match on the battlefield of Thundercats versus Transformers.

Person filming: [audible tapping of spacebar key to pause video]

Person filming: [yelling loudly, accompanied by hand gestures ] FUCK YOU! WHERE WAS THE JOKE? 

Person filming: [still angry, more hasty] HE JUST FUCKING NAMED A BUNCH OF SHIT! HOW IS THIS COMEDY?

Person filming: [unpauses video]

Show: [laugh track, actors on screen awkwardly laughing]

Person filming: [overlapping audio of show, audibly irate] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHYYY?!?!

@captioned-vines

I fucking hate that show. This person is me.

Ready Player One (2018, directed by Steven Spielberg, based on the novel by Ernest Cline)

Fun fact:

I have never met a “nerd” that likes BBT and the one really fervent fan I met was a coach from my High School that was probably the sort of meathead that bullied “nerds” back in the day.

The show isn’t actually made for Geeks, it’s made for people that want to feel like Geeks now that being one is trendy and don’t actually know anything about nerdy sub-cultures beyond stereotypes.  

rooksandravens:
“ lyrslair:
“ shiftingpath:
“”
Those are grackles.
” ”

banishedquasiroyal:

its 2019. i need to grow up and draw furries

:V

thatll-do:

headspace-hotel:

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

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Blue said fuck Autism Speaks

banishedquasiroyal:
“ baby is too powerful for her own good
”