Silver Tongue

stutterhug:

Sleeping Arrangements~

(For those concerned about the fate of the cat in the last Pitty and Gran episode)

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noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:

captainoftheussphasethefuckers:

aaawunder:

aaawunder:

oc advice: don’t make your oc flashy looking or give them a tragic backstory or a weird name or

berserk: our protag is 6’8. he is so fucking huge he doesn’t fit in a panel unless the panel is focused on him. his entire life is just a massive series of unfortunate events starting from the day of his birth when he was born from a corpse hanging from a tree . he has a sword that is the same size as him and wears all black evil cursed hellhound themed armour that drinks his blood. he has an onscreen kill count of over 1000. literally everyone wants to fuck him. the first panel of berserk is a sex scene with his bootyass out. one of the main antagonists ruined everything partially because he was so horny for him. he is called guts. fuck yeah

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I want a comic of this

i have some great news for you then

honestly a comic with a character who is so tall that their top half is never on panel would be interesting. like a running gag that the reader never gets to see his face when the players can would be neat

aromoji:

dutchessdemented:

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We didn’t hear none of this all lives matter shit when kids were dying in mass shootings

onion-souls:

D&D settings guides: character levels are actually very rare, and most NPCs will just be commoners

Every time your party starts any shit in any town: Kung Fu Hustle

kayartbants:
“i wish i had a drawing of annabeth from 10 years ago on hand because the um progression? im rereading the sea of monsters and this scene confirmed that 13 year old annabeth chase was fucking metal
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i cant believe shes dressed like...

kayartbants:

i wish i had a drawing of annabeth from 10 years ago on hand because the um progression? im rereading the sea of monsters and this scene confirmed that 13 year old annabeth chase was fucking metal  

i cant believe shes dressed like steve minecraft

we've done outfits and hairstyles but which zuko smile was the best?

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:

OKay, we can’t POSSIBLY rank those, so I have categorized them instead 

the ‘loves his uncle with his whole heart’ smiles  

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the ‘receiving positive affirmation’ smiles 

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the ‘loving and appreciating his friends’ smiles 

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the ‘before everything went to shit’ smiles 

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the ‘his goth gf makes him happy’ smiles 

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the ‘being a sarcastic little shit’ smile 

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the ‘you stupid fucking pirate’ smile 

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the ‘this was probably Sokka’s bisexual awakening’ smile 

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writing-prompt-s:

eldritchsandwich:

solarcat:

talieclandestine:

mababees:

writing-prompt-s:

Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.

“You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck.”

“Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole ‘Revelations’ shite. Nasty business, that.”

George, who’s name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.

“Good job, love. Now go find the rest.” George’s face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts.

As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren’t “good”. When she gets calls from the school, it’s about a rambunctious boy that won’t sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.

It’s at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he’s improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though.

“Oh, he’ll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time,” Your mother laughs, smiling wide.

“How do you know that,” you ask bewildered.

“Because, you did.”

okay so someone please write the story of the family of super-low-key holy warriors who have made it their mission to locate the antichrist in every generation (because when one gets spoiled they try AGAIN) and adopt them and love them into not being the antichrist anymore, thus perpetually delaying the apocalypse

delaying the apocalypse via good parenting I love this

I would love to read this

i mean this writing prompt is more or less the plot of good omens

illogical-bullshit:
“I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me
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illogical-bullshit:

I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me

queumi:

congratulations on making it to netflix

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silver-tongues-blog:
“I had an itch to draw a fuzzy worm on string but as a seraphim
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silver-tongues-blog:

I had an itch to draw a fuzzy worm on string but as a seraphim