headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star Wars when the Millenium Falcon is flying through an asteroid field and gets swallowed by a worm.

I could complain about that, but I could also conclude that the supply of reckless space pilots flying into asteroid fields has been consistent enough for the past few million years for animals to evolve to prey upon them.

Who knows. Maybe there are enough adventuring parties roaming about the Forest of Doom to increase the available biomass at their trophic level in order to sustain tertiary consumers like giant spiderwolves…

“You’re going into the Catacombs? No one survives the Catacombs! Many an adventurer has tried!”

“Uh, how many have tried?”

“Enough to form an entire ecological niche for species specialized to prey upon them!”

“Oh. That, uhh, that is a lot.”

“Right? It’s pretty fascinating actually. I’m writing my thesis on it right now.”

thats pretty much how mimics came to be

michaeljoncarter:

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this is the funniest mod ever made everyone go home

teaboot:

victorfrankensteinsuggestion:

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

Haters will be like “containment breach”

melvinandlugnut:

exothewisp:

melvinandlugnut:

I lost one of the ear covers for my headphones so I came up with a ridiculous solution

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Mario looks like hes plotting your downfall

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“we cant-a have shit in-a detroit, luigi”

thyrell:

thyrell:

forcing my car to commit sins so it goes to hell with me when i die

i love tumblr where else am i gonna get the bizarre combinations of stimuli i need to have thoughts like this

xxtc-96xx:
“bace-jeleren:
“ moxperidot:
“ shiny-rhydon:
“girls night out
”
mutuals do this
”
Me and the squad after we get out of quarantine
”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my kids ever again.” ”

xxtc-96xx:

bace-jeleren:

moxperidot:

shiny-rhydon:

girls night out

mutuals do this

Me and the squad after we get out of quarantine

“Don’t ever talk to me or my kids ever again.”

irradiatedsnakes:

what is dib short for

wired-heartbeats:

hithergreenchapel:

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

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This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet

scullysflannel:

HE INSERTED A BLANK SLIDE JUST TO MAKE HIS DRAMATIC-ASS POINT