mylordshesacactus:

glumshoe:

Murphy’s Law of Tumblr: anything that can be misinterpreted will be misinterpreted

Several things that cannot possibly be misinterpreted by any form of mental gymnastics known to man will also be misinterpreted.

not all gymnasts are men!

4lung:

broodmother:

shit fuck damn

fairygodrobot:

shikuuz:

ok… wig

this looks more real than real life

summitice:

chiesatonakas:

this is over a year overdue but here you will find MBMBaM’s completely PG advertisement for extreme restraints, an extremely non-PG online sex shop. its the funniest six and a half minutes that podcasting has ever produced

“hey, you know how sometimes when you turn into a werewolf, people chain you up in the basement? well, what if only your privates turned into a werewolf? have you thought about that undereserved portion of the population?”

adurot:

random-cluster–missile:

valhecka:

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

nientedal:

frei-rancken:

optimysticals:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

cowboysuggest:

Trans rights yeehawwwww!

peachyteabuck:

I dont have any good pics of me so here’s my contribution for trans day of visibility

iamafullyrealizedcreation:

Found Noelle in Haverdale 😭