animatedamerican:

triflesandparsnips:

uncensoredsideblog:

Steve Rogers leaves dishes in the sink.

In 1938, Bucky Barnes comes home from a long day at the docks and looks down at a full sink. He directs a halfhearted glare in the direction of the small lump doodling something at the kitchen table. “Goddamnit, Steve. Dishes.”

In 2016, Steve Rogers rubs his face and drags himself into the kitchen before heading out to search the city — the cooling trail — again. He drops his plate into the sink. There’s already some other things in there. He’ll get to them later, probably. When he has time. It doesn’t really matter.

He turns to go.

The shadow behind the refrigerator shifts slightly, and the Winter Soldier hoarsely whispers, “I swear to God, Steve, there’s a fucking machine for it right there.” 

*SHRIEKING*

the-worm-man:

benjiecf:

duskianfae:

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

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YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

0nighthawk0:

gahdamnpunk:

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

They did the same with the Brown M&M

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Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

it also looks like they had a successful gender reassignment surgery to get their nuts removed

girlkisser:

girlkisser:

like not to be too mogai but some of y’all really are mean to asexual people, polyamorous people, etc for no reason… jokes every now and then are one thing but people will really act like belonging to these groups makes someone inherently “problematic” when there are plenty of ace/polyam people who mind their business. and honestly just because these aren’t identities people are oppressed for doesn’t mean they don’t face discrimination for them in their personal lives. idk. just be kind.

this isn’t about stuff like “the grinch is, dare i say, asexual” or chris fleming’s polyamory video btw that’s jokes that’s whatever. but some of y’all will straight up vilify people for not wanting to have sex which is like. not something anyone should be subjected to and doesn’t become any less nasty just because you’re directing it towards asexual people specifically.

ive seen people accuse ace people of being pedos

hooligan-nova:

humanityinahandbag:

lucasnoahs:

trjoel:

“Millennials are so entitled"

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

DAMN STRAIT.

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.”

Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”

skeletonshead:

rnyfh:

the greeks at the gates of troy

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[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!

Objection, the horse was a gift to athena to mark the greeks (feigning) surrendering and the trojans were warned not to steal it or they will suffer her wrath. The trojans were the ones who looked at the tribute to athena as penance for losing a war and said

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sympathetic-deceit-trash:

captainlordauditor:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

this…..this is the addams family

That’s because the Addams are a healthy family

the addams family is a healthy family because its the antithesis of the nuclear family that capitalism marketed as the ideal family.

bitchesgetriches:
“911 I just witnessed a murder
”

bitchesgetriches:

911 I just witnessed a murder

angel-baez:

No commercial has yet to top this