hubris-i:

bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

prince-luffy:

seshrat:

alexdreamsdoodles:

GRIFFIN DOES A HEWWO???

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How does it look like him?

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

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i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

uncommonbish:

https://www.undercovercolors.com/ - buy tests

The fact that women need this in order to feel safe sucks.                                                                               

dyqe:
“ may i add
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dyqe:

may i add

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vampireapologist:

hey my friends and I just all remembered the disney channel original movie “Luck of the Irish” exists so we found it and watched it (don’t do this) and it’s four messes and a half but at the end the main character challenges the enemy leprechaun to a wager and says “if you lose, you’ll be banished to the land of my father, to spend eternity on the shores of Eerie” and the bad guy corrects him and says “Éire,” thinking he’d mispronounced the Gaeilge for Ireland,

and when he loses he’s like “I’m going back to my homeland, and I’ll gain power once again!” and the main character is like “no. My MOTHER is from Ireland. My dad’s from Cleveland.”

and the bad guy gets banished to live on the shores of Lake Eerie in Ohio forever and I’ve been thinking about that for like two weeks now

Listen, I am so down for modern fae being able to outwit the older fae and luck of the irish is a great fucking film

scraps-is-busy:

showerthoughtsofficial:

It’s possible that genies were a real thing until some jerk wished they weren’t anymore.

Solomon. You’re thinking of King Solomon. That’s the guy who did it.

jadedresearcher:

sburb-karmicretribution:

sasgalula:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

homestuck au where it starts 10 years later and pesterchum is modelled off of discord

karkat’s memos are actually @everyone tags in new channels

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what could have been

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hmm… now what could this be? http://www.farragofiction.com/PaldemicSim/

I was ahead of my time. I can’t even remember, do we have any canonish chats in there?

headspace-hotel:

Literally none of my story ideas come with a plot, ever. WITHOUT FAIL, it’s always just an Aesthetic, like two and a half characters, some very, very vivid settings, and a weird concept. Never plot. Not even an inkling of a plot. My brain tosses me this cool stuff and is like welp i’ll be back in 4-5 business months 

you have just enough to make a dating sim