mangakeri13:

madamehearthwitch:

stop-that-llama:

just-grasping-at-straws:

love-as-thou-wilt:

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

I would like more female characters being this open

“I’ll die for you.” 

 “Thanks.” 

Bless this post

Naturally.

literallythekremlin:

thewickedonee:

The world is falling apart

me when im definitely not guilty of human rights abuses

chefpyro:

tawna:

no one:
brio: I INVENTED THE EVOLVO-RAY NOT CORTEX

Brio wrote this post

peteseeger:

peteseeger:

peteseeger:

peteseeger:

peteseeger:

Wow, the 2020 primaries are shaping up to be pretty exciting!

Feel like there might be too many candidates :/ Field’s getting too crowded

Uh oh!

Now this is just ridiculous!

Well, the results have been tallied, and it looks like the winner is…

jasontheredhood:

Poor Commissioner Gordon can’t catch a break…

whencartoonsruletheworld:

“the dora movie’s gonna be bad-” bitch they gave her a knife how can this film possibly suck????

astrodidact:

the-german-russian-skinwalker:

imperilysm:

mondrag-on:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock

Octopus livespan: 5 years

The war is going on for multible generations

minecraftarson:

hey guys u are now ur minecraft skin irl how fucked are you

im my homestuck troll