bumblebeebats:

countlessimagines:

peterismymans:

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o GOD NO

It makes sense though… Think of the Dust Bowl

So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?

dongtopus:

transenbyhollis:

imblacmajik:

Sounds about white

Conservatives: why do you need safe spaces where you can feel comfortable expressing yourself? Why cant you just act like a normal person in public so nobody will be bothered by you? Just dont talk about your gender and orientation or otherwise be noticably queer and we will leave you alone

Conservatives: which restaurants will be accepting of my being blatantly racist

Petition to Hijack the app and label everywhere as unsafe

otherwindow:
“ some-awkward-creep:
“ otherwindow:
“ Dark Souls (2011) ”
Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek
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otherwindow:

some-awkward-creep:

otherwindow:

Dark Souls (2011)

Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek

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sketchoodles:

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Jade Harley

whyyoustabbedme:

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He was unusually informed bc of his job & specialized training - plus he had an attorney on the phone who also said he was on his way over. I’m sure this too served as a deterrent to ICE abuse. 

If he was a black man he’ll have been dead by 0.30secs of this video

ICE is a terrorist organization literally using forged documents to make unlawful arrests.

somethingwendythiswaycomes:

chaos-yet-harmony:

royalgoons:

godsbaby:

enchainrain:

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

And maybe go some places

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

viostormcaller:

my-analogical-romance:

iamtrashofthetrashiestorder:

spicywillgraham:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

allo-nsy:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

Is this how Demeter copes during the 6 months Persephone is gone

IM CACKLING

CAN I USE “HOLY WATER - TRY ME” AS A REACTION IMAGE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS PERFECT

starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

you know what this means though, right? the secret to long life is having a nose!

rosexknight:

sushinfood:

wholesomenigga:

uncommonbish:

👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿

That’s a fucking Nerf gun

That is a fucking “RIVAL” series Nerf Gun. Before you throw around “oh that’s for kids” they are recommended age 14+, can and HAVE caused blindness and permanent damage to people’s bodies and are not recommended purchased without a mask. The Nerf spheres measure about an inch in diameter. Rival guns can fire rounds at 70mph. The bullets are designed to feel similar to if not completely the same as paint ball gun shots, which also hurt quite a bit and yes, I’m willing to bet some of you will reply to this with “HUHUHUH DOESN’T HURT ME AT ALL AND I’M 13″ but most people who aren’t lying to look cool get hurt by these quite a bit. (The video links to people doing “the welt test” where they show that not only do the Rival Series bullets hurt, they leave marks. They hurt, guys.) They’re a big deal for people to get hit with. Don’t fucking minimize that. I hate it when people do that shit. Don’t minimize other people’s pain. 


AND OH YEAH, BAN ACTUAL GUNS THANKS. JESUS.

The mere fact that we have to have fucking active shooter training and use fucking Rival Nerf Guns for it is so fucking terrifying. Rivals are like the Assault Rifles of the Nerf world. Can we just…Fucking regulate guns better so that we don’t have to do this??

“But Rooose gun laws violate the second ameeendmeeent!”

Bitch gun regulation ISN’T TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO OWN A GUN it’s TAKING AWAY THE ACCESS KILLERS AND OTHER IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES HAVE TO GUNS. Fucking hell.

elephantemos:

[image description go! A series of scribbly panels featuring Ned and Duck as pokemon trainers. In panel 1, an Alolan Persian falls over, fainted and Ned, with a minccino on his shoulder shouts, “Claudius!” Panel 2, closes up on Ned glancing at minccino as he raises a pokeball. “I can’t send you out… better send out that weird Stantler I caught by the dumpster.” Panel 3, the ball is thrown as Ned yells, “GO GLADYS” and opens to reveal a weird stantler an Arceus. Cut to panel 4, Duck looking distressed as he says a flat, “What.” Panel 5, Duck has crossed over to Ned with Arceus floating looking at them and tells him, “That’s an Arceus fer fuck’s sake Ned!” Ned (and his minccino) look amused as he replies, “Duck, don’t tell me you actually believe in those legends?” Duck asks, “What Stantler floats?!” Ned: “An Alolan one!” Panel 6, Gladys the Arceus rumbles out a, “Staaaaaaaaaantlerrrrr”. Duck points at it and says, “You’re not helping! What are you getting out of this?!” End description

Listen. The pokemon au @aceoofhearts and I are talking about doesn’t make sense but we’re having fun.