kidzbopdeathgrips:

thewitchofthenorse:

I’m here for all the “Nazi’s👏don’t👏get👏into👏valhalla👏posts” but it low key perpetuates the idea that Nazi’s will get into another Hall(and that they’re some how less than Valhalla). Nazi’s aren’t getting Fólkvangr, Nazi’s aren’t getting into Álfheimr, Fensalir, they won’t even be graced by Éljúðnir. 

The only place Nazi’s go when they die is straight into claws of Níðhöggr to be skinned and devoured only to drown in the pit of Níðhöggr‘s stomach, to spend eternity rotting away in acid and repeating the cycle.

extremely glad that we’ve got shooters in the Old Gods fandom

australet789:

peachdoxie:

australet789:

peachdoxie:

dragon-in-a-fez:

peachdoxie:

peachdoxie:

peachdoxie:

peachdoxie:

Just had a terrifying cryptid idea

A moose crossed with a kangaroo

I don’t even know how this would work but the idea of a creature with the energy of both a moose AND a kangaroo terrifies me to my core

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Exactly!

angry centaur

See, I thought about that, but part of the terror of a kangaroo is the hopping part. I don’t know how a centaur would effectively communicate that terror.

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@peachdoxie i had to give it a try lol

Dkfjzkofjzjckslfjhsb this is beautiful and terrifying to picture leaping through the woods/outback after me in the dark of a moonless night.

One question though: what do you think the scale on this to a human would be?

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something like this for me. similar to a horse. but their hops would be….something

forever-memes:
“Outstanding move
”

forever-memes:

Outstanding move

retrogamingblog:
“Wake up, Link by James Boorman
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retrogamingblog:

Wake up, Link by James Boorman

 - Venom is Dummy Thicc

amtrax:

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@noahthegardevoir look what you made me do