Silver Tongue

the-real-numbers:

wouldnt-you-like-deactivated-de:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

It aggravates me to no end when media uses that trope of “oh look this character is a genius bc they can calculate a probability to an absurdly precise percentage!” I resoundingly loathe this, bc that is not! how! math works! There are error bars! There are significant figures! Any genius, nay any competent stats student knows that real life complex probabilities come! in! ranges! You can’t just say “there’s a 92.7% probability we’re all going to die haha” bc that’s! not! how! significant figures WORK! Complex factors mean leaving! room! for standard deviation!

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love that for you

My (favorite/least favorite) instance of this is SCORPION on CBS. The author, Walter O'Brien, claims the entire thing is an autobiographical account of his time working as a freelance hacker with a team of geniuses. The math nerd character has various intractable probabilities calculated down to three decimal points. It’s hilarious.

elodieunderglass:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

  • Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
  • Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
  • Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”
  • Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
  • Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
  • “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.
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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

if-trash-could-speak:

The sound effects alone make this one of my favorite scenes from Ducktales

i love how dewey absolutely wants exactly zero part of this

silver-tongues-blog:

Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in

Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?

Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water

Link: come again?

Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water

Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?

Impa:

Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one

Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!

celtic-pyro:

saipng:

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

Negative character development WOOOOOO

i know we always say “avatar had the best redemption arc” but i wanna go out there and say that Korra had the best bastardization arc.

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Kuvira was there throughout the third season and even saved korras dad

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She was a well respected member of the metal bending city and captain of the guard. Her efforts against the red lotus were part of the reason WHY she was chosen to lead the reunification after the death of the earth queen. and the very same attributes that made her a good character in season 3 are what lead to her becoming a dictator in season 4

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ATLA may have the best redemption arc in zuko but korra has the best bastardization arc in kuvira

herdjewsis:
“ e-v-roslyn:
“ Yeah look at all these illegal activities that completely warranted being killed/brutalized by police
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listen bitch hold on, even if mfs was doing illegal shit lethal force is for lethal circumstances wit yall stupid...

herdjewsis:

e-v-roslyn:

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Yeah look at all these illegal activities that completely warranted being killed/brutalized by police

listen bitch hold on, even if mfs was doing illegal shit lethal force is for lethal circumstances wit yall stupid bootlickin asses

diosforeskin:

moody-blues-requiem:

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Who’s ready for tomorrow?

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The day of reckoning is upon us

daily-toph:
“Episode 5: The King of Omashu | ko-fi
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daily-toph:

Episode 5: The King of Omashu | ko-fi

tikkunolamorgtfo:

superohclair:

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what-i-can-t-hear-you:

IT TRIPPED AND FELL

anarchapella:

Last night, 6/19/20, Richmond activists pulled down this statue of Christopher Columbus and dumped it in the lake.

anarchapella:

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Chris went for a swim tonight!

I love this tweet, but in all seriousness—when I think of those horrible statues that served for so long as symbols of white supremacy now sinking down into the deep, instantly and forever transformed from monuments of hate to monuments of anti-racism just via the simple act of throwing the motherfucker into a goddamn lake, I get chills. 

Like, these people didn’t just remove the statues, they forever changed what they symbolise by removing them. Somebody will go scuba diving someday and see that asshole covered in algae and barnacles, and they’ll see a symbol of resistance. 

One of my favourite photographs of all time is a picture of Jewish American soldiers holding services in Joseph Goebbels’ chateau after the allies had conquered that part of Germany in 1945. There’s one guy holding a torah, and two others wearing tallit, unfurling candlesticks and a Star of David flag for the Jewish Welfare Board, right under Goebbels own roof right in front of his fucking swastika banner. It’s the only time I can actually see a swastika and not feel fear, because in that context, its presence only fuels the art of resistance. 

Everyone who helped dump these statues are artists, and man, I love their work.