coolxatu:

my cat lets me pet her belly, imperial. can you say the same?

latinotiktok:

nerdqueen395:

So my sisters didn’t know there was a movie of Howl’s Moving Castle and I didn’t know there was a book

So I read the book and then we watched the movie together and one sister had a lot to say on the matter and sent me these:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

“but violet is purple”

well let me tell you

Violet historically

used to be blue

then it shifted to purple

and you never knew

and theres not just red roses

theres white, orange and pink

theres a lot more nuance

to the world if you think

so a rose can be red

and violets ARE blue

thanks for coming to my ted talks

goodnight and fuck you

ptenterprises:

jennikeatts:

candystrippers:

imnimnm:

destinyrush:

Video shows Maryland cops REPEATEDLY pepper spray 15-year-old honor roll student.

5 ft 105 lbs girl, whose name has not been officially released yet, was brutalized by Hagerstown police after she on her bike was hit by a car, but refused medical assistance. 

Her family’s attorney says that when police arrived, they grabbed the little girl, lifted her hands above her head and slammed her face into a wall.

“They slammed her against a wall, arrested her for refusing treatment, maced her 4 times in the police car while handcuffed, and took her to the police station instead of the hospital.”

She was put in the car, which is when a bystander began filming the incident. The video shows the 15-year-old with her hands handcuffed behind her back kicking at the police car door and later a cop is heard saying: “Put your feet in, or you’re going to get sprayed!” Officer proceeds to pepper spray her a few times. 

The girl can be heard screaming: “I can’t breathe!”

The girl was only taken to hospital when she was released to her parents. 

Three hours after being pepper sprayed she was finally able to wash her eyes.

She is now charged with disorderly conduct, two counts of second-degree assault, possession of marijuana and failure to obey a traffic device.

#BlackLivesMatter    #StopPoliceViolence

#StayWoke

this is where I live and there’s nothing on the news about it

This is torture. They tortured her for fucking fun.

just keep in mind they took Dylan Roof into custody wearing a bullet proof vest to protect him from anyone that may try to kill him THEN they bought him Burger King to eat after the arrest. 

But this is how they treat an innocent child.

How tf does one get arrested for “refusing treatment”? “YOU WILL GET INTO THIS AMBULANCE NOW, CITIZEN!”

adurot:

thesuperheroesnetwork:

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Somehow I doubt magical lasso of truth coerced confessions would really hold up in court.

fauxlidae:

thatbeluga:

awkward-sunshine-and-rainbows:

timburtonisdaddy:

adultkiddo:

ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme:

welcometotheendtimes:

draculawithajetpack:

draculawithajetpack:

iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid:

sanastarrros:

edited-boomer-memes:

in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do

easy,

the way some of these are worded i’m losing my whole mind

HIS FEARLESS RESOLVE

I’ve filled it out 16 times get to it y’all

@so-what-if-im-crazy

LMFAO THE WHAT!!!???

you guys know what to do

Question.

I am English. What would happen if I filled this out?

youd be even more badass bruv

he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real

UK folks this doesnt verify the ZIP code you can make up whatever you want if you havent got a clue about ZIP codes like me!

aroaceyellspace:

optimisticaudience:

carly-gay-jepsen:

souleat:

emirrart:

I MADE SOME FLAGS!! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

odeada-nightspawn:

redmoonbow:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

The Fair Wants You To Die🎪🎟🤢

Ok I lost it at fried water 😫🤣

“Fry an acoustic guitar & put chocolate sauce on it”