lesbianpeterbparker:

noir vc: oh my god…….

oomles:

am I doing this right

theinfiknight:

theabyssalmeme:

melancholy-starlight:

rynnay:

thelegendofben:

detectiveshipwreck:

What would even happen to you?

somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.

The implications are terrifying.

Good news! I have the solution.

PORTALS CAN’T MOVE.

If you place a portal on a surface, and then that surface moves, the portal immediately closes. A good example of this is one of the last test chambers in the first game. There is a surface that, upon a button press, is tilted upwards at an angle. If you place a portal there and THEN hit the button, the portal disappears.

The ONE, SINGULAR EXCEPTION to this has been in Portal 2 when you are deactivating the neurotoxin generator. But it is fair to assume in all other cases a portal would not be allowed to move.

I will grant you that it may just be the limitations of it Being a Video Game. But there is no more concrete evidence to suggest they could move in reality than there is to suggest they couldn’t.

However, just for funsies, someone did in fact pull this off in-game to let he physics engine figure it out and the results are…

Well, it’s something.

Holy shit

you know what, thats exactly what i imagine it would be like to be basically erased from reality

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

modern brain: hehe warm food
medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

geibuchan:

nerdgul:

chriss-regular-blog:

All those people waiting for the SuperBowl to begin

but little do they know

that THEY ARE THE SUPER BOWL

I may not like sports but what you did to the super bowel is unforgiveabke who the FUCK pours in the milk first

tazdelightful:

I heard my dice rattling around in my purse and my brain produced the phrase “my D&D pills”

tidepodhowell:

happy mcr day

banishedquasiroyal:

my current belief system is p simple. i see an opossum? shit is going to be GOOD

*happy possum noises*

the-random-of-gear:

awanderingrover:

catchymemes:

@the-random-of-gear

what even is practicality?

missoyashirou:

mithrils-hanger:

lizawithazed:

dvandom:

filibusterfrog:

halflings love their new giant children

“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”
“Indeed.”
“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”
“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age.  And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”
“The guard position?”
“Heavens, no.  I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant.  I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”

I once played a kobold sorcerer-rogue with this exact backstory

even better, Tolkein Orcs seem to grow in size based on how good their diet is. thus Misty Mountain and Moria ‘goblins’ are relatively small (caves rarely provide much in the way of nourishment), Mordor orcs are a bit on the larger size, but still close to dwarf size (given that two hobbits easily blend in), while the extremely well fed Orthanc Uruk-Hai are the size of large men.

Hobbits eat six meals a day, when they can get them. and love to snack in between. even the poorest are able to sustain this diet, and the rich just eat far more elaborate meals. 

those adopted kids are going to grow up to be huge.

A 10 foot tall green dude by the name of Arthur Brambly-Took came to my luncheon and now I’m going to have to marry him