farcryfromhere:

official-venom-snake:

nathanbutler:

nathanbutler:

public transit

I know sjw Tumblr would never believe me on this but this bus actually pulled up to me on the street once and a bunch of people came out and started beating me and I died

onsighthoe:

pinsir:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

1. Pokemon Red
2. Pokemon Blue
3. Pokemon Gold
4. Pokemon Silver
5. Pokemon Bronze
6. Pokemon Red Fire
7. Pokemon Grass Green
8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
9. Pokemon Safe Fire
10. Pokemon A B C
11. Pokemon X Y Z
12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
19. Pokemon Ping Pong
20. Pokemon Party 
21. Pokemon Party 8
22. PokeKart: Double Dash
23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
24. Pokemon Cross Dress
25. Pokemon Fingerblast
26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
27. Pokemon Who?
28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

tomascrescent:

mintchocolatechimp:

▷ Written by Reddit user Aczom.

I’M CHOKING

slutqueensupreme:

thatpettyblackgirl:

the shooter was a fan of Trump and referenced him

same energy  

This kid thinks he’s so edgy and he’s gonna go online and write „so much for the tolerable left“ and his face has that „gotcha“ look and he’s got that smug look like „see??? White racism is a tHinG“ and I’m tired of it because you see that in EVERY white boy nazi typewhen they’re getting „oppressed“ as if they are in the right and I fucking hate it.

Like let’s not ignore the part that he came to a VIGIL for a massacre executed by a white nationalist who was a big fan of trump and he decided THAT hat was appropriate.

Idk what’s worse if he’s just there „trolling“ people „I’m not racist but I think it’s funny to make people visibly upset“ or if he’s actually a white nationalist paying his „respects“.

Either way this dude has a Watschengesicht and idk how everyone was able to hold back from punching that shitty smirk off his face. Obviously don’t throw the first punch usually so kudos to everyone there but damn someone would’ve had to hold me back

probablybadrpgideas:

A ring of protection but it’s a hula hoop

marsapartment:

spcrash:

marsapartment:

marsapartment:

Villains turned heroes/antiheroes like Deathstroke and Harley Quinn are WEAK. From now on, I only care about Starro the Conqueror and their transition from the best Justice League villain

to Jarro, the tiny starfish who lives in a jar and calls Batman ‘Dad’

I was gone from reading Justice League comics for a couple of weeks and none of you fake friends told me that Jarro became Robin? what the absolute FUCK

And here’s the best part.

I’M HAVING A STROKE

more like having a joke… amiright?