Silver Tongue

hatingongodot:

kineticpenguin:

sir-caramel-blog:

kineticpenguin:

sir-caramel-blog:

kineticpenguin:

sir-caramel-blog:

weleapedintothevoid:

sir-caramel-blog:

captain-price-official:

kineticpenguin:

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fuckin lol

Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong

The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all

Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?

If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.

But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.

Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.

To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.

In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.

It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.

And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.

We’re done here.

me seeing the mailman buying twizzlers at the grocery store: wtf that’s my taxpayer money

party rock has escaped the house

party rock has escaped the house

deadaccount2000:

Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It’s known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you’re too close, you’ll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

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Stay safe.

This is supervillain levels of evil.

mell-bell:
“ plasmalogical:
“ swdyww:
“ paigeagain:
“No offence but oh my god
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I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
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friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you
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Old boy
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he looks like steve...

mell-bell:

plasmalogical:

swdyww:

paigeagain:

No offence but oh my god

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

Old boy

he looks like steve buscemi

Jet was a fucking dumbass. For all he knew, iroh could have been a waterbender. Water benders can heat up liquid too.

silver-tongues-blog:
“I’m honestly surprised i never made a bender OC until now. Shes a descendant of a swamp bender and she grew up in ba sing se. This is probably during the 100 year war era
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silver-tongues-blog:

I’m honestly surprised i never made a bender OC until now. Shes a descendant of a swamp bender and she grew up in ba sing se. This is probably during the 100 year war era

gaysemiotics:

bearded-shepherd:

CNN Live coverage when Trump was  walking towards the church

Holy fucking shit

scraps-is-busy:
“  Day 6. Maybe I should just do it as a once every 2 days challenge at this rate.
Anyway, concept of a possible sibling for Scraps. Maybe. She’s cute.
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scraps-is-busy:

Day 6. Maybe I should just do it as a once every 2 days challenge at this rate.

Anyway, concept of a possible sibling for Scraps. Maybe. She’s cute.