probablybadrpgideas:

I cast create food and drink for my party.

My party are an Orc (Carnivorous), an Elf (Herbivorous), a Human (Omnivorous), a Vampire (only eats blood) and the party mascot, a Rust Monster (eats metal)

What do i make? 

I first asked this at 19 and haven’t got a straight answer yet

-Mod Pencil.

Roast pig on a silver platter. The elf eats the apple and garnish. The vampire drinks the meat juices, the orc and human eat the pig and the rust monster eats the platter

bitchycode:

Ah yes, my favorite doors.

probablybadrpgideas:

Whenever anyone makes an attack, roll a D6 to determine which die you roll for damage. 1=D4, 2=D6, 3=D8, 4=D10, 5=D12, 6=D20.

simplehombre:

chefpyro:

mirai-sora:

chrisisjustalie:

yoshthethird:

firebreathingeli:

Discuss.

Originally posted by ethelberty

This.

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

With all the fetishes in this show. How did you quess mirror lasers

The mirror lasers are worse

Nobody has a fetish for the mirror lasers so there is no excuse for that bullshit

weirdness-is-good:

morningstar21:

Go for it guys

Dig me up and use my bones too, you freaky ass goths.

chefpyro:

the year is 2094. Google and Disney both own 50% of all companies and properties in the world. they hire 9 mercenaries to see who comes out on top…

team fortress 2