seeing people say shit like “i wish i as born gay” or “i wish i was born a different gender” makes me s o sad bc ill bet you dimes to dollars that person is on the lgbt spectrum but because of ingrained phobias and the way media portrays people like us, it feels like an insurmountable implausibility, when its really not. if you wish you were gay, or trans, or whatever, then like, maybe you should give the introspection a chance. compulsive heteronormativity is real and it can truly make you believe youre cis and straight and that you never need to think more into it than that.
honestly this post is extremely real
like if you find yourself thinking “boy, i wish i was the other gender” then i’ve got some great news for you
Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.
Griffin: You…
Justin: Cut me some slack.
Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,
[Justin holding back laughteras Griffin continues]
“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!
“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,
“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Justin and Travis losing their shit]
Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!
Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!
Justin: [holding back laughter]I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!
Travis:
I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin
makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other
people how to live their lives-
Griffin: How to do fuck all!
[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]
Griffin:[completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?
Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
