Silver Tongue

vaspider:

raimagnolia:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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That is legit my favorite thing to do as a Storyteller. If my players are clever I will change things to reward their cleverness. (I will never change things to make them fail, but I will definitely change things to allow them to succeed when it would reward their cleverness or make a cooler story.)

RPGs are collaborative and sometimes my players have better ideas than I do, so why shouldn’t their ideas get to shine? Hell yes.

grelliam:

To this day I still think “I wish squids were real” is the funniest example of ascended canon ever. Like, the first Splatoon game comes out, someone makes a Miiverse post just saying “I wish squids were real” (already peak comedy), “I wish X was real” becomes a meme in the Splatoon community and gets reposted everywhere.

Then two years later Splatoon 2 comes out and

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Literally iconic

cratercreator:

micdotcom:

stylemic:

If hair braiding isn’t taught in many beauty schools, why does the government force black women to go (and pay thousands) to get a cosmetology license? What’s worse is not doing so could result in a $10,000 fine and a year in prison. Since the 1990s, the Institute for Justice has been fighting for hair braiders — and a new legal showdown in Iowa could be their biggest yet.

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“Of Iowa’s 27 cosmetology schools, not one school offers specific coursework on natural hair care for black women or braiding in particular.”

Update, they won:

Braiders in Iowa no longer need to get a cosmetology license to plait customers’ hair. Thanks to two Black women who brought a lawsuit against the state with a non-profit public interest law firm, stylists who practice unlicensed braiding will not face jail time. Aicheria Bell and Achan Agit filed and won a civil suit against the midwestern state with the Institute for Justice.

A law enacted July 1 made braiders exempt from Iowa’s cosmetology licensing laws. Before then, anyone who braided hair without taking 2,100 hours of courses at a cosmetics school – which can cost at least $20,000 – to obtain a license could be subjected to a misdemeanor charge. The citation was punishable by up to one year in prison. Now, braiders will simply need to register with the state.

bowsersex:

1995lahaine:

pinocchio twink voice for anyone who is not a twitter user

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Pauly Shore is a 54 year old man who has been acting since the 90s. To the people leaving these tags: Literally who told you this? Why would you lie about this? Not to mention today (February 1st) is his birthday. You’re gonna tell lies about this man, on his BIRTHDAY? This man literally just turned 13 years old, and you’re not only gonna roast his gay ass puppet voice, but you’re gonna spread lies about him too? About this poor 13 year old man? On his 13th birthday?? Cut the guy a break.

metroid-fusion:

foone:

metroid-fusion:

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There are no results for these because Javascript as a language has nothing to do with heaven.

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i am trying o deliver them to the eternal kingdom of heaven

level1cleric:
“reshirii:
“ this bitch is attitude city. phenomenal.
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@demilypyro
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level1cleric:

reshirii:

this bitch is attitude city. phenomenal.

@demilypyro

foxgirldick:

stimming isnt enough i need to hold ZL to turn into an octopus

ayellowbirds:

cryptotheism:

howieduet:

cryptotheism:

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

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I’m not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

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tredlocity:

ive never looked at an animated movie and go “i wish this was live action” but i have looked at a live action movie and went “i wish this was animated” countless times

venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:

something that rly creeps me out…..occasionally ill see videos or articles for christians or christian missionaries that say something like “what you need to do is make friends with non christians and really get them to trust you and THEN you start preaching to them and bringing them to jesus” and that is….man how much would it hurt to know that the only reason someone’s hanging out with you is to convert you to a religion you were never interested in. maybe this is a real friend, someone you really really feel like you connect to, and all of a sudden you cant hang out with them without being scared they’ll bring out the jesus stuff.

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charlie youre blowing my third eye WIDE open