vintage-foods:

robot rock

beatcopjake:

b99 tropes (6/?): I Need to Go Iron My Dog

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kildros:

sofialamb:

how-momir-v-got-his-groove-back:

sofialamb:

teaching daddy how to curtsey ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ

It’s very cute and all, but please don’t call anyone “daddy” on Tumblr.

THE CHARACTERS ARE CALLED BIG DADDIES DUDE

You know what kind of site you are on.
Refer to him by his government name. Mr. Bubbles

creatrixanimi:

Me, already seeing idealistic liberals fight and say they won’t vote if their specific fave doesn’t win in the primaries:

harryhenry1:

kansascity-tamlin:

the-mighty-birdy:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m sorry, I have to improve this joke…

There we go.

arsenalguts:

me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march

little ceaser: pizza pizza

barduils:

necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*

“Settle down, I’m sorry but at this point it’s been done to many times and his body is just a pile of mush. However you’re in luck because Reagan still has a few more resurrections left in him.

steviemcfly:

🎵 You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Car

vergeangst:

dadvenom:

jakeblacks:

people who are “anti non binary” smash that unfollow button babey cause I don’t want you near me or my blog

that goes for people who are “non binary critical” or “non binary skeptic” too

If you don’t support nonbinary people

bye bitch

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