pileofknives:

sapper-in-the-wire:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

shahmeran:

WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch 😌

it’s for them

Why are tankers usually the weebs?

A tank is just a basement with treads and a gun

xxtc-96xx:

He was one step ahead this time. He probably still took a sip of that tea trying to give her the benefit of the doubt XD

don’t mess with Mewtwo’s tea

xxtc-96xx:

Sibling rivalry at its cutest

TC: baby sibling rivalry vs grown up sibling rivalry XD

ejacutastic:

theinfiknight:

mother-entropy:

platypusinplaid:

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

that’s his stereo system

nahlma:

nahlma:

give thonks

theuncannydag:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Normal people: We’ve had a child!! ❤️💙💙💖💖💖

Hiromu Arakawa:

This is still so funny

Full Metal Alchemist: Motherhood

iamoutofideas:

shadowkat678:

pterygota:

karlrincon:

100 drones giving a light show!

© 2019 Firefly Drone Shows, LLC

holy shit this is the fireworks of the future….. fireworks are so so bad for the environment and trigger people and make pets run away from home but THIS is such a great alternative it gives all the fun flashy lights without the smoke and the terrifying booms and the litter AND its more versatile and can do more fun things

Imagine someone from the 1500’s seeing this shit.

*sees this before my entire town gets wiped out by missiles*

prole-log:

heroicheartbeat:

tilthat:

TIL The term “scientist” was coined in the 1830s to describe Mary Somerville. A woman. Because the usual term “man of science” didn’t apply and she wasn’t just a physicist, geologist, or chemist - she was all three.

via reddit.com

I will now be referring to all men who do science as male scientists. All scientists are female unless indicated otherwise