caroldanverssupremacist:

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the lesbian power is strong

scrapsofchaos:
“ WHAAAAAT! Is this me? I think it’s me! You should be following me! And giving me math help. I’m pretty sure the answer is really a shark…
Message me!
”

scrapsofchaos:

WHAAAAAT! Is this me? I think it’s me! You should be following me! And giving me math help. I’m pretty sure the answer is really a shark…

Message me!

dyslexic-daedra:
“ cosmicbiologist:
“ firstborn-of-akatosh:
“ firstborn-of-akatosh:
“ tiredbosmerboy:
“ skavenscreechings:
“ sock-drawer-jeffery:
“ uesp:
“ Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?
”
THE HIST SAID TRANS...

dyslexic-daedra:

cosmicbiologist:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

tiredbosmerboy:

skavenscreechings:

sock-drawer-jeffery:

uesp:

Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?

THE HIST SAID TRANS RIGHTS

No, they didn’t, you fucking transfetishist. It’s part of the argonian life cycle. Learn your fucking lore.

Wow. Just wow. The lore states the argonians can ask the hist for the change. This means the argonian in question probably feels they do not belong as the gender they hatched as. They don’t just all change gender in their lifetimes. I do read my lore, and think that this is something transfolk should be able to connect with and enjoy.

So, kindly fuck off and let transfolk enjoy their tree lizards.

“There are many ways to change oneself, of course. Some travel to far off land, taking in a new culture and lifestyle. Others choose to practice a new craft, woodworkers turned warriors, tailors turned egg-tenders. But others feel they need an even deeper change in their life, and so require the aid of the Hist. They are those who have chosen to change their gender. Something deep within these individuals calls for them to undergo this change. I do not know if it is the Hist’s will, or simply their own. But always I listen with open mind and open palms, ready to help them in this time of transformation. Together we commune with the Hist, and prepare to receive its aid.“

-A Grand Transformation, an actual lorebook

‘learn lore’ lmao bye

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Bye Felicia

The Hist said Trans Rights!

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Actual in game dialogue with a canon and non-disputable altmer transwoman.

Transphobia has no place in the Elder Scrolls. 

antosescape:

how Lil succulent Bulbasaurs are born <3


please do not repost on other sites

jerryterry:

wall-noise:

big-block-of-cheese-day:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

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“homer’s enemy” is such a fascinating simpsons episode because although it was largely panned by viewers for being too dark (even by the show’s standards), it’s gone on to become the number 1-rated simpsons episode of all time [according to IMDB] and most people who were young kids at the time the episode first aired (myself included) consider it one of the most iconic and classic episodes of the series

like damn, it was always a running joke that homer is much too incompetent and lazy for his line of work and yet somehow still manages to live in a decent 2-story home in a nice neighborhood but this episode hit it on the fucking nose with how unfair and ludicrous it all is

The show creators wanted to make this episode unsettling.  They wanted to show what would happen if a real person ended up in Springfield. 

The message of “Homer’s Enemy” is far more Chesterton’s Fence than Peter Principle, and I think a lot of people miss that.

Everything Frank Grimes says is both obvious and true to the viewer.

The twist is that Frank Grimes is from our world, but Springfield isn’t. Where he ended up, nuclear power plants ooze glowing green goop and undereducated drunks pour sodas on control panels to short them out rather than investigate error messages. In our world, Springfield would be a slightly more colorful Pripiyat, the town evacuated in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster. But that keeps not happening!

The fundamental logic of Springfield is that of TV: big stuff happens, but it all has a way of returning to the status quo after 22 minutes. The Simpsons constantly makes reference to all the outlandish things Homer did, as if this mid-30s man actually did all the things he supposedly did over the last three decades of TV. They still callback Poochie, for chrissakes! It’s TV given self-awareness and this license to acknowledge its built-in logic.

For all his supposed knowledge and competence, Grimes’ skills of observation failed him miserably. He was driven to madness by a world that didn’t play by his rules. The lesson of “Homer’s Enemy” is that you can’t demand that a world you barely understand follow a set of rules that you do.

goddamn every time i go thru the notes of this post i find more and more in-depth analyses and interpretations of it, i’m impressed

I saw a recent interview with Bill Oakley (one of the writers during the time) where he compared Frank Grimes to Superintendent Chalmers - one of my favorite Simpsons characters because of how he plays a similar “only sane man” sort of role, but only ever asks a few questions before dropping it and taking everything at face value. He’s learned just not to care, because he knows it’s more trouble than it’s worth. Oakley sums it up really well:

“Chalmers is able to live in Springfield and succeed, because he knows not to ask too many questions. Whereas Frank just wouldn’t let it go. He wouldn’t let it go, and he died.”

wasnt that that the quote the reason that lead to the whole steamed hams situation? Like it was about pushing chalmers questioning to its absolute limit

dwergaz:
“ Our bus has been impounded
This party act is grounded
We will be here forever
This was a cursed endeavor
Our Venga story’s tragic
We stole our party magic
From ancient wizard’s tower
We didn’t know his power
He turned us into weevils
And...

dwergaz:

Our bus has been impounded

This party act is grounded

We will be here forever

This was a cursed endeavor

Our Venga story’s tragic

We stole our party magic

From ancient wizard’s tower

We didn’t know his power

He turned us into weevils

And made our bus illegal

There is no hope of rescue

We’re sorry that we failed you

grandbastard:

island-delver-go:

ruinedchildhood:

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kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

demon-space-boi:

gwynndolin:

kiss your fucking gf’s tummy you Bastards

@silver-tongues-blog I’m gonna smooch it

:V

diversegaminglists:

ayellowbirds:

baapi-makwa:

In Thunderbird Strike, a new side-scrolling game that launches at the ImagineNATIVEfestival this week in Toronto, players can control a thunderbird—a symbol in several Indigenous cultures—that destroys as much of the oil industry’s machinery and pipelines as it possibly can. And it’s so satisfying.

The game was created by Elizabeth LaPensée, an Anishinaabe, Métis, and Irish games developer, and assistant professor of media and information at Michigan State University. She told me in an interview that she wanted to create a game where Indigenous players could reclaim some agency around oil pipelines, even if through a video game.

“Especially when we’re talking in the context of pipelines, and the oil industry, there are some wins we can have. But ultimately protectors will be pushed out and the processes are going to move forward. It’s happening with mining and it’s happening with pipelines,” LaPensée told me over the phone.

The creator of this game is getting attacked and defamed by oil lobbyists and racists 

(and let’s be honest, the venn diagram circle of “oil lobbyists” is just a small circle in the larger circle of “racists”) and could really use support and advocacy:

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tweets via @nativeapprops on twitter. Here’s the link to that “Framing Indigenous resistance as terrorism” piece, and here’s the game’s creator’s twitter.

And here’s the game website:

https://www.thunderbirdstrike.com/

You can download it for Windows now here (it’s free), iOS and Android versions coming due out in December.