my noted kins
excitable and gay
Yeah
What about that one zombie girl from the zombie anime?
GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”
“WINE MACHINE BROKE”
“hey are the hercules toys still available on a childs meal?”
on the topic of stucktale, what kind of god tier do you think the four dreemurr kids crew would be?
asriel: prince of hope (manifests hope, grownup asriel (albeit warped) accidentally destroys hope, the usual etc etc)
chara: seer of rage (self explanatory but yeah. kiddo was all about convictions and extortion of emotion)
frisk: heir(?) or maid of blood (the power of friendship, babey)
kris: bard of doom (rule breaker! rewrites the rules! makes their own reality!)
valid. Asriel would probably rock princely pantaloons
one of my fave DnD things is how, during character creation, people start talking in first person without realising. they start out like ‘well, she’s a paladin’ and within ten minutes their fists are clenched as they shout ‘MY SISTER DESERVED WHAT SHE GOT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I’LL KILL YOU TOO’
Method acting
