ushi418:

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“Welcome to Era 3!”

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mother2:

gaypresentmic:

Grandpa piss. Papa smoke. Mother nature. Father time. Son of a bitch

what a fuckin family picture……

this is grandma swamp erasure

jakemorph:

marikorawralton:

jakemorph:

marikorawralton:

jakemorph:

queenoftheproccrastanation:

jakemorph:

art is hard 99.8% of the time but the craziest thing is that the trick to drawing the back of something is just ‘draw the front and then erase everything but the outlines’

E X C U S E M E ! ? ! ? ! ?

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you might have to flip or move some things around depending on how symmetrical your subject is but yeah. voila. e magico

Taking the Ctrl-Alt-Delete path in art.

Let’s see where this leads us.

yeah tim buckley invented silhouettes. its a wonder you dont need someone to carry your huge brain around for you

That’s.

Not.

How.

Silhouettes.

Work.

I know you probably heard “oh, they need to be recognizable from every angle.”

That doesn’t mean every angle should be the same.

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That’s how shit like this happens.

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is the horse looking toward you or away from you dipshit

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Originally posted by theexistentialpenguin-blog

withgreatpowermustcomegreatcake:

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before he even knocked on mj’s door, my boi peter parker firstly took care of himself. LOOK AT HIM.

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he’s lost weight he’d gained during his bad days. he combed his hair. he’s got a clean suit. he’s got flowers. he’s about to smile. he’s nervous, but ready to face the love of his life.

he probably also tidied up his apartment, organized his documents and desktop, did his laundry, cut his hair, started shaving regularly, and only then he faced mj.

remember to take care of yourself first, people. everything comes from within and starts with you.

This detail makes me so happy, because he doesn’t want to be pitied. He wants to prove to MJ that he’s ready to be back in her life and that he’s ready to be a dad so he gets off his butt and stops wallowing in his own sadness and takes care of himself. And all it took was for Miles to remind him what it means to be Spider-Man, and to put him in a situation where he has to be better than he has been recently. It fills him with the confidence he needs to take the next step in his life no matter how afraid he is.


As much as Peter was able to teach Miles, he learned just as much from him at the same time. It’s a beautifully crafted arch that the both of them go through and it’s the best way to have Peter in a Miles story, without stealing the show.


God I love this movie.

I love the growth of Peter Burrito Parker

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

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I’m killing our boy, Lisa. The greatest gift you gave to me, and I’m killing him.

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I will not be questioned by you. I have told you how it will be. The humans will die. You will be taken care of.

Little Godbrand, little vampire, little parasite. Little boat weevil who delights in making noise and pretending he is important and dangerous.

Are you going to continue questioning me? Are you going to fight me, little Godbrand? 

Then why are you still here making your little noises? Get out before I slit you up the middle and bite out your heart. 

best zeldas in no particular order (except tetra because tetra is the best one)

chefpyro:

  1. tetra
  • breath of the wild
  • the ghost one from spirit tracks
  • skyward sword

LInk between worlds is also a fantastic one since shes canonically willing to throw down at any point. Its why they put her in smash instead of BOTW zelda

mooseman-draws:
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homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

How did this shithole of a post get 10k notes wtf

phazonfire:

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)


Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

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Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

lmao I love this reply I get so heated about this but I’ve never put it into words. this is a hill I will die on

And they find their way into just about every kind of game! Just for context, for those who don’t know:

In “overwatch,” the character McCree carries a revolver with six bullets. His primary attack shoots one bullet per click with precision control. His secondary attack fires all six bullets in quick succession with massive recoil. One of his abilities is a Stun Grenade which stops you in your tracks for about a half second. When used together with PERFECT timing, this can allow him to kill an enemy in one go without letting them dodge or block the attack.

I once got matched with a teenager who had a full-on meltdown on microphone because our enemy was using this trick— not because he was frustrated at being killed, but because he felt that it was “cheating” to get kills in any way other than “land more headshots than the enemy.” Forgetting the fact that getting kills with any ability and any hero requires solid timing, positioning, and reflexes, he was FURIOUS that someone was using their entire kit instead of just being faster and having better aim.

People like this are essentially insisting on playing with one hand tied behind their back as some sort of power trip to show everyone that they’re better without “unfair advantages” like powerups and special abilities than everyone else is with them. The problem is, they’re NOT better without them than ANYONE is with them, and they throw a little tantrum about unfairness whenever they get beat by someone who doesn’t cut themselves off at the knee. It would be like if there was a football player who refused to wear protective padding because they believe they’re just good enough to avoid getting tackled, but they DO get tackled and complains about how “casuals” are ruining the game by wearing padding that puts them at a massive advantage over the people who are relying solely on the sturdiness of their own body.

Which, maybe that’s true, maybe you would be crushing it in a version of the game that doesn’t include powerups (or protective padding)! Too bad that’s not the game you’re playing!!

Not to mention it’s just outright fucking annoying. They’ve literally hijacked a game specifically designed for fun and turned it into a competitive nightmare with a toxic community to the extent where people aren’t allowed to have fun. Multiple times at parties and fun gaming events I’ve seen competitive Smash players throw a fit about items being on and the like, as though no one is actually allowed to play the game the way it was intended to be played. And that doesn’t even scratch the surface of the insane levels of gatekeeping. Nintendo is a company explicitly concerned with propagating FUN experiences for all players, and at this point, people are just being outright douchebags.

Not to mention they have to straight up cheat with what would be considered modified controllers in any other kind of tournament (a controller with a specific difference to the standard that gives them an advantage over other players) just to be on level with the people who play the game normally.

All in all, comp melee players suck at the game, cheat, gatekeep when people play the game its supposed to be played and then get pissed when people call out the fact that theyre assholes.

fakegamergirlcomics:

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Another Bowsette comic. She’s a trans lesbian icon, don’t take her away!