gamerwithamasterplan:

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Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…

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March 14?

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WAIT! That’s not right!

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It should say…

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THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

dramatic-audio:

silver-tongues-blog:

How i imagine Taako tells lup that Edward and lydia stayed dead for less than a day

[ID: two sketchy drawings. The first drawing is of Lup, an elf with light brown skin and short blonde hair, curled up on the couch in an oversized red robe, reading a book. The second drawing is of Taako bursting through the door. He has light brown skin and long blonde hair. He’s wearing a shirt with the trans pride flag and a picture of Donkey Kong on it, which reads “trans rights,” and a teal skirt. He’s shouting “LUP HOLY FUCK” as he kicks through the door. The drawing is in a cartoonishly disproportionate style (calling back to the “mom, holy fuck” Phineas and Ferb meme). End ID] 

fioreromana:

yesperono:

whitmoreindustries:

countingsorrows:

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

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I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

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A female Presenting nipples

I laughed way harder than I should have.

etnoika:

cookingwithroxy:

nobodys-favorite-machinist:

debatingpeople:

derpomatic:

gardenoffish:

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

30 MINUTE LONG SIGH

also ban bossy, it bad word

I know they’re obviously talking about Trump, but I like the idea that it’s someone stupid like Guy Fieri or someone like that.

The US formally renamed to The Republic of Flavortown. Donkey Sauce is the new national bird.

Now now. We all know Guy Fieri became a member of the Supreme Court.

Why the fuck is this tagged as homestuck?

Actually, no don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

Peter B’s president is insane clown posse. Both of them are president. at the same time

ry-spirit:
“ War has never looked so cute.
- Ry-spirit
”

ry-spirit:

War has never looked so cute.

- Ry-spirit

banishedquasiroyal:

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my favourite NSP song!

spookyloop:

thefifthmarauder07:

websurfingspider:

wodneswynn:

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In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.

Compassion is punk-rock as hell.

This goes for goths too. Elitists/gatekeepers, take notice. Babybats should be  encouraged and guided, not ridiculed and bullied out of a subculture they thought they would be accepted in.

*shakes pill planner like maracas* 

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demon-space-boi:

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I love you my trash mammal girl

*happy :V*

dollar stores are a PVP area