Silver Tongue

rudegayslang:

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

thats fucking rough, buddy.

did jet just fucking die?

“Sozens comet is coming in three days and you all are having a fucking beach party?”

an incomplete list of why snape is not redeemed for crying once while he was dying

-He was a magic nazi and only stopped because a girl he liked cried. He didnt stop his prejudice though

-obssessed over a girl who was nice to him a couple times and didnt accept that she didnt have feelings for him.

-was an asshole to an orphan because his mother didnt reciprocate his feelings

-was an asshole to a kid whose parents were tortured into insanity because he blamed him partially for the death of the girl he likes because neville could have been the child of prophecy instead of harry

-reported lupin for being a werewolf which allowed umbridge to pass a bill to systematically oppress werewolves

-Held resentment towards his fellow professors because he kept getting passed up for being DADA instructor due to being an asshole and made no effort to change to be a proper instructor


Theres probably more that im forgetting but this is what i can remember off the top of my head. Snapes an irredeemable asshole that made no effort to be a better person. his working against voldemort was purely for selfish means.

intp-with-some-friends:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

me: yeah seems reasonable

me: oh wait its a dream

me: but its so realistic

adurot:

redchrominance:

cetitan:

cetitan:

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you have 2 guesses as to what music they used in ythis

you were incorrect

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I rather liked it…

I’ll fucking take this considering theyve spent the last decade using the same overplayed music each time they rereleased skyrim.

brunhiddensmusings:
“ mysharona1987:
“ ‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’
But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so…
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theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays,...

brunhiddensmusings:

mysharona1987:

‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’

But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so… 

theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays, proportionally, about one tenth what they pay on average or less

silver-tongues-blog:

No scene in cinema will ever top the reunion of zuko and iroh. That was such a powerful and heartfelt scene that words cannot describe. its the climax of zukos personal arc. The culmination of all his decisions, mistakes, lessons and growth. It is the final beat of a series long redemption arc. It is what most filmmakers wish they had

hayleyolivia:

I have been successfully tempted once again. No promises for the future.

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adurot:

pixelkitties:

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Wrong Hordak was a treasure.

spookcaughphany:

Too soon-

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

spookcaughphany:

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this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

spookcaughphany:

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

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Your wish is my command

spookcaughphany:

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i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

spookcaughphany:

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

goweninsane:

Say no more

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

goweninsane:

like this

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goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

ahopefuldisaster:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.

The plan is you tell them I’m your fiance’s estranged step sister so they’ll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.

I will hire your services at my wedding thanks

Oh I do this for free as long as there’s food at the reception for me

Having worked in the wedding industry, I’m telling you, you could make a fortune doing this. The number of times I had to tell a mother of the groom/bride to pipe down and stop causing scenes was unreal.