Silver Tongue

“geek chic”, “business casual”, all i have are hoodies and cargo pants, what does that make me

college student

“you fools….. you’re supposed to say occupied.”

faust-and-furious:
Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet
Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird
Agreed

brunhiddensmusings:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:
The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]
points about this

-it was shot off by a cannon

-he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand

-it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’

-after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop

-after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

krakenpocalypse:

sasgalula:
I’M STIIIIIILLLLL IN A DREEEEEAAAAAMMM
MOOSE EAAAAATEEEERRRR

Pokemon Swsh trainer upon beating the vilain: What’dya think o’ that ye shite wearin, sward swingin, sheld bashin, oof lookin, we li’ll, psydook thinkin, probass lookin, miltank drinkin, min moothed, wurmple eyed, cally-breek tattie!

30-minute-memes:

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

this is why i live r/idontworkherelady
because the people can be rude back to the rude ass customers without repercussions since they dont work there

emptyspaaace:

dat-soldier:

hustlerose:
dat-soldier:
If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones
shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed
i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

i would replace all swear words with the roblox oof