dat-soldier:

hustlerose:

dat-soldier:

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

i would replace all swear words with the roblox oof

captainpoe:

Reggie as Goose

adran0va:

prokopetz:

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

Midna, a beautiful 8'2" ethereal queen of the light between worlds: hey, pull my finger

courtesycalling:

loose marx

porko-rosso:

tilthat:

TIL troop of 15 monkeys escaped a primate research center in Japan by using trees as catapults over a five-metre high electric fence (and afterwards were lured back with peanuts).

via reddit.com

Monkey brain: If we pull back this tree, we can use its preserved momentum to hurl ourselves over the dangerous fence.

also monkey brain: heehoo peenut

chefpyro:

adeadphish:

chefpyro:

jaceriven:

chefpyro:

*removes all friction from the surface of my feet so I can move by t-posing and leaning forward*

Yo, chefpyro, wasn’t there a Jimmy Neutron episode about why removing the friction from your feet is a bad idea?

There was also a Scrooge McDuck comic but that never stopped me

There is also a magic school bus episode about the trouble from a world without friction. Children’s media is trying to tell you this is a bad idea

If I did everything children’s media told me to do we wouldn’t be having this conversation

there was also a GTA 4 mod that was about why no friction is bad

Originally posted by despisito

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

out-of-context-batfam:

Booster Gold #12

Hot damn Alfred

thegmsighs:

heathcliffrichard:

same energy

pochowek:

amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:

timurmurtazin:

banishedquasiroyal:

plump9000:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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