beanedsprouts:

thecheekyspidey:

Current Quarantine Mood

all-hail-the-kazoo:

thaxmin:

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

lady-mousepad:

chefpyro:

@inkie-heart submitted:

pretty boy sailor chef

i-it’s the me i could be…

Are you 1000% sure you’re not trans?

Pretty sure.

Hahaha so that was a fucking lie

amberalyson:

lightspeedsound:

dovewithscales:

guerrillatech:

I was ready to be mad at the first line. This is a hell of a thought.

This is literally the logic behind apprenticeships and what a lot of graduate level programs looked like before American schooling became corporate business

it is not like a crazy thing. a lot of countries pay their students

paladin-official:

paladin-official:

demilypyro:

How would you even find out you have a healing superpower if not through sheer luck. If you dont know you have healing powers, how often would you enter a situation where you need them? You wouldn’t because you have common fucking sense

You have now awakened my curiosity and I must jump off the roof for sciene. Will update

I don’t have a healing superpower

do you know how often kids scrape their knees and get papercuts? kids are fucking stupid and get hurt all the time. one fall out of a tree and theyd find out they got healing powers

If pearls are viable gemstones for steven universe setting does that mean that kidney stones would be viable? 

astronomical-bagel:

haltyoubillowychickenwing:

👀

This is basically the plot of the ring. You got 7 days to copy a videotape and have someone watch it which at the year the film takes place would take only about an hour tops

ndiecity:

Obi wan was always like “Anakin compose yourself. We’re laser samurai. We have to be serious”

and then they commit war crimes